Hobbit Shaped Bullet.

George: "I'm doing this because I love you." Mitchell: "I know." (Being Human fans everywhere break down in tears). I don't want to be one of those people that goes on and on about their favourite television programme. But (sod it, I did it with Doctor Who), I feel less like this today:


and a lot more like this:


Sob. That will teach me not to grow so attached to fictional characters. Goodbye Mr Turner, I will miss your lovely face on my television screen. I'm sure if anybody can pull off a dwarf beard it will be you. See you in Middle Earth.